Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Remember That Year We Lived on the Boat?


That’s our catch phrase for when this life seems really ridiculous. It’s usually me who says that, mostly as a mantra to help me remember this is a time to treasure not a time to curse. Whatever!

Now that the weather is gorgeous, I can easily forget the days this July and August that I spent hunkered down in the library hiding from the heat of the sun and the ridiculous mid-Atlantic humidity. Whoever invented that should be…

The AC unit wasn’t a complete waste, but with a boat that is not insulated, on the 95+ degree days it simply kept the boat dehumidified. So imagine hanging out in a hot box and saying “Dry heat is so much better than wet heat.” I lived in the desert southwest one summer, and high heat is hot. So come 11:00 AM I’d crawl out of the boat with the least amount of clothing touching my skin, leave the AC cranking, text Kurt to meet me at the library and off I’d go. Mind you, the cat had left hours ago. Cats are truly the ones to look to when you are looking for the best seat in the house. And when she’s off the boat, humans need to take note.

The library is a godsend and I will put them in my will, as every community needs to continue to have a space for folks to gather. Mind you, there were some folks reading. But mostly there was online shopping, online game playing, news show watching (WITHOUT HEADPHONES!) and stealth napping. I did get to know many of the folks by face. The hotter the day, the more crowded the library, and the librarians seemed to revel in it. The community was seemingly happy to be gathered. And the AC was brilliantly cool. Kurt and I would often use the time to update our electronics, research termite treatments and review documents for our impending house purchase.

Yes! It’s true! We finally saved the money to buy a house! In southern Maryland, but it beats the boat on frigid and steamy days. I haven’t wanted to put anything here until it all looked like a go. Jinxing is still a holdover that keeps me mum at times. We are there! We found the perfect, unflipped by others, grandma house. My commute time will be cut in half and Kurt’s will be doubled. He swears he’s okay with that provided we build him his woodshop sooner rather than later. There has been a great deal of back and forth, but the underwriters have agreed to terms on the loan and the sellers have agreed to the repairs needed to make the underwriters happy. We’ll be able to walk to the Patuxent River to put in canoes and kayaks. We will also be able to walk to Wawa to buy candy coffee and a Sunday Washington Post. The best of all possible worlds! The property is only an acre, so we’ll have to trim our plans of forest, meadows and gardens, but I think we can get it all in there. Best of all, the house is a cape cod with the dormer window room just a’waitin on little folks to take it over with dress ups and read alouds. This is good. And I will keep my teaching job until it’s paid off. Which will take extra payments each month, but now that I am practiced at needing close to nothing to live, this will be easy.

Elizabeth, the boat, will remain in her slip here at Calvert Marina and Kurt has agreed to come check on her often on his way home from work. He’s even agreed to take a nap or two just to make sure she’s not lonely. I have pledged to accompany Kurt as we take her out at least once a week in good weather. And we will finish some of the renovations on her in balance with the house Reitzenbauerization work. That’s in writing now.


I head back to work tomorrow and will keep the long commute till the end of September when we close on the Grandma house. With the weather turning to fall, I won’t mind returning each night. And there will be parts of boat life I will miss. A lot. But that’s another post.

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